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by BedandBreakfast - Sep 15, 2017 - Jokes

A man went to the doctors with a horse in his bottom.His condition was described as stable.

Q.What's E.T. short for?A.Because he's got little legs.

I have been taking something for kleptomania.

Q: What is black and smells like white paint?A: Black paint.

 

 

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by BedandBreakfast - Aug 11, 2017 - Jokes

Q: Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?A: to draw the curtains!

Q. Why was cinderella bad at football? A. Because she had a pumpkin as a coach.

Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?A. Milk & quackers

Q. Why did the rich man put money in the freezer? A. Because he wanted cold hard cash!

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by BedandBreakfast - Aug 10, 2017 - Jokes

The man who invented predictive text has died.Restaurant in peace.

A Belt was arrested.It was holding up pants.

An aligator in a vestis called an investigator.

It takes ten tickles to make a squid laugh.

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by BedandBreakfast - Aug 10, 2017 - Jokes

Q. How did the woman get over the wall.A. She had a ladder in her stocking.

Q. Who is the president of outer space.A. Ronald Raygun.

Q. Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff.A. Tequilla.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a computer.A. A Big Mac.

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